snookidoughicecream: imagine if you were at a tumblr meetup and a really old guy like on the verge of death rolled in in a wheelchair and said “hey guys its me analcunthitlerniggerdick69”
the things i would do for the url goldenroses717-nerdychick
nintendofunclub: goldrenroses717-nerdychick: hotelmanosuke: tardis-traveller: hotelmanosuke: tumblr has a really creepy obsession with gay men like i understand shipping and all that but you dont need to insist that every single guy is in a gay relationship with his friends or fellow band members or w/e and that if theyre straight then they just “havent come out of the closet yet” like...
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
glitterweave: Dis is y we all need da weave